A Plea for Your Support, Not Your Money : World Aids Day

Come down tonight to watch "The Lazarus Effect" by director Lance Bangs and executive producer Spike Jonze. The 30 minute film illustrates the transformative effect of life-saving antiretroviral medicine through the stories of HIV+ people in Zambia. By taking the ARV medicine – 2 life-saving pills that cost around 40 cents a day – in as few as 40 days, the medicine can help bring people back to life.

HIV/AIDS is a preventable and treatable disease yet it has killed more than 20 million people in Africa. In 2002 only 50,000 people had access to the medication due to its high cost. Today, thanks to reduced costs and increased access, about 4 million people in Africa are now receiving treatment. Still, 3,800 people die every day in sub-Saharan Africa from AIDS. “The Lazarus Effect” film shows that this needn’t be the case.

Deadmau5 4x4=12 Album!

For those of you studying in the batlabs, maclabs, library, lawbrary, and anywhere in between check it. There's been an album leak for Deadmau5's new full length album "4x4=12". After listening to it, I am personally shellshocked at what this man can create; say what you will about him but you cannot deny that his production skills and ability to mash old current and new into something un-definable and amazing. I hope you all enjoy the album DL and here's some tracks off of it to have a taste.

Deadmau5- Some Chords (Original Mix)


Deadmau5- Sofi Needs a Ladder (Original Mix)


Deadmau5- Right This Second (Original Mix)


Deadmau5- Raise Your Weapon (Original Mix)


CLICK HERE FOR FULL ALBUM(DL off of Zippyshare)

- Rattfink

Don't be so ambiguous.

I am pretty up in the air about this one, not to sure if i like it or not. Mike Posners voice and sharp-tongued lyrics with a pinch of biting humour are complemented by smooth, melodic hooks and laced together with deep basslines so i really dont know what's to not like.This song is fresh as fresh can be only being let out a few hours ago. Im interested to know what you all think, Leave a comment below!


Clinton Sparks ft. Mike Posner and Big Sean - Ambiguous


MH

Thunderheist

In the post below I mentioned Canadian Electro duo Thunderheist. After realizing that a lot of you are probably going "Huh?!" I figured I should give a double dose of tasty treats and put the album up. The duo were successful with their debut single "Jerk It", remixed by the likes of JFK, Nasty Nav and Jokers of the Scene, and the album "Thunderheist" released after. This duo brings the silky sultry vocals of Torontonian Isis combo'd up with the 808 kicks and synthy electro lines of Grahmzilla and was always a sure thing on my naughtier electro mixtapes. Enjoy the album!

Thunderheist - Jerk It


Thunderheist (2009) (mediafire)

- Rattfink

Vitual Stereo Experience

I've got three presentations, a 20 page paper, and finals to worry about but I just can't get my mind off of Stereosonic.Since the schedule has been released I've been carefully constructing my game plan to ensure I see all the best shows. I'd like to take this opportunity to share with all you Bondies where I will be dancing and where I believe the best shows will be. My fair friend Rattfink has had a major influence in planning the early stages of my adventure.


The day will start on the main stage at 1pm with TV Rock feat. Wynter Gordon. Old school

TV Rock - Feel it in the Air


After TV Rock has kicked the day off, I'll be heading over to Outrage Stage from 2pm to 4:45pm to catch some of Rattfinks "can't miss" artists. L-Vis 1990 will kick it until 3, followed by Congorock until 4, and finally Bart B More until 5. I'm forced to leave Bart B More's set 15 minutes early to catch the start of Benny Benassi on the main stage. If he dropps the Otherside remix, I can personally guarantee one of the best shows of your life, have a listen.

Benny Benassi - Otherside Remix


After Benny come Sebastian Ingrosso.Unfortunately he will not be accompanied by the other members of the Swedish House Mafia, but don't be fooled as he will blow the place up!!

Sebastian Ingrosso - Kidsos (Original mix)


After this shitshow I'll find my way back to the Outrage Stage to catch the first half of Afrojack. He is one of my favorite artists, but as is Calvin Harris who is sharing the 7-8pm time frame. 7-730pm Afrojack. 730-8pm Calvin

Afrojack ft Eva Simons - Take Over Control

Now I know youtube videos are highly frowned upon by my fellow bloggers, but this is a must see!! Calvin blew the roof off the V festival in 2009 and I expect none less from him at Stereo.



The night will finish up with the king of Trance himself, Tiesto. He known for the best beats, the best lightshows, and the most energy. I hope you've enjoyed my preview of Sunday and I hope to see you all there!!

Dirty South - Phazing (Tiesto Remix)


- The Poolman

Treats! Bassanovva!

One of the reasons that I like posting on this blog can be attributed to why people like to own fish. You get to sprinkle little golden morsels of nourishment into the tank with the satisfaction of the fishie beautiful music loving Bondies rushing to partake in the beats bass and wobbles part of a daily balanced breakfast treat.
And such is the case today!

Bassanovva is the new side project of former Thunderheist member and all around Canuck producer Grahmzilla. For those of you that don't remember/ have never heard of Thunderheist I'll drop a track in at the end. Anyways after that split Mr. Zilla has been working on a side project With a Ms. Jubilee from outta Florida filled with smokey rave/Miami house beats, wonky dinosaur samples and great 4/4 vibes. The EP just dropped on Sinden's Grizzly label and features remixes from Nacho Lovers, Greenmoney and Munchi. Tasty for sure. EAT UP!

Bassanova & Moradzo - Junglism (Original Mix)


Bassanova - Ovva (Original Mix)


Bassanova - Chicken Lover (Munchi Remix)


Thunderheist - LBG (Little Booty Girl)


- Rattfink

Stereosonic Brisbane 2010

With the hordes of study(party) abroad beautiful people stumbling back to campus from Sydney, and with the palpable anticipation of this weekend in Brisbane, I figure it's high time to do a mega post on Stereosonic 2010. Sadly, I'm not gonna be there. But I figured I should make sure that some of the smaller acts playing are represented. I know you're all gonna see Major Lazer, Carl Cox, Tiesto, Caspa and them. Make sure you give these guys a look too.

Acts You Should See
Luciano
I remember first coming across this guy's mixing prowess while listening to an Essential Mix live from Ibiza a couple years ago. He played versus Deadmau5 and actually gave the Ma5 man a solid run for his money. Expect Baleric house and liquid smooth mixes.
Cabo San Roque vs. Luciano - Calypso 08 (Luciano Remix)


Bart B More
Dutch. House. Bangers. Nuff said.
Bart B More - Brap (Original Mix)


Congorock
Italian rawness and synth punk terror all over this Fool's Gold kid. Supported by Bloody Beetroots and you can tell in his tracks. Get your screw face on tight.


L-VIS 1990
I had the joy of having my head blown off by this bassline heavy hitter some time ago and as one of the forerunners of UK bass, L-VIS 1990 does not disappoint.
Caspa - Where's My Money (L-Vis 1990 Dubble Step Edit)


Sebastian Ingrosso
As one third of the Swedish House Mafia, Sebastian Ingrosso is no unknown. His ability to get crowds moving is legen, wait for it, DARY!!! Probably one of my biggest regrets of not being able to go this weekend is missing him play. Go and avenge me!!!
Dirty South Vs. Sebastian Ingrosso - We Are Kidsos (ImanoS Bootleg)


Caspa
Known all throughout the Dubstep community as one of the pillars of the scene, Caspa is synonymous with the wobble that has taken the world by storm. His label, Dub Police, is one of the hotter imprints in the UK and his nights at the superclub Fabric in london are something to remember. For those of you wanting to know what Dubstep is, check him out for sure.
Caspa & Mr. Hudson- The Love Never Dies (Back for the first time)


Deadmaus & Kaskade- I remember (Caspa Remix)


Have fun you beautiful people!

- Rattfink

Hello!

Following their massively successful pop number “Boys & Girls”, Martin Solveig collaborates Canadian Electropop group Dragonette once again to produce a track that feels straight out of the 80′s head bobbing scene, with chunky modern twist. There is a very innocent and childlike vibe as Martina Sorbara flirtatious vocals paired with a playful bass-line provide an incredibly seducing dance/pop song. This has to be one of my most played tracks. Enjoy!

Martin Solveig ft. Dragonette – Hello (Original Mix)


If you have time have a look at the short film/music video





-MH

Move Over Hedgehog, There's A New Sonic in Town

The things that can be said about Sonic C. Just one year ago he was an unknown 17 year old high school student in Miami, now he's an up and coming genius who has remixed some of my favorite artists such as Laidback Luke and Deadmau5. His own creations are everywhere as we've seen him perform "stickin" with such artists as David Guetta and The Bloody Beetroots. It seems like all of his beats are a constant build up which for me just screams dance party. Take a break from your studies Bondies and let lose with Sonic C. It's only a matter of time until he'll be touring Australia!!!

Sonic C - Stickin'


Sonic C - Black Celebration


- The Poolman

Want to get dirty?

I fell like iv'e been neglecting you all lately and for that i'm sorry! With assignments over for the semester 'Bondie Beats' its ready to shift it up a gear bringing you only the freshest of fresh track from all over the globe. For Todays post, fasten you seat belts and get ready for a dirty, dirty ride.

Royal Fetish has come up with another excellent release to keep folks clued in on this new label upstart. It’s a 5 and half minute electro stomper served up by Brazillian power legends, Darth & Vader and Australia’s very own Perfect Cell. Definitely made for the main-room clubheads. Keeping the Star Wars theme alive, the track’s packed with laser beam punches, mad space basslines and a pounding electro beat

Darth & Vader with Perfect Cell - Cellbacca (Original Mix)


I have to give some serious credit to the remix artist of this track, Prime. I was not that interested in listening to a remix of the Bloodhound Gang’s ridulously catchy, “The Bad Touch” but Prime turned it into an insanely addictive dubstep mix! Prime has a sense of humor (he also remixed the “Muffin Man”) and a gritty dubstep style that make this UK producer someone I want to see more tracks from ASAP!

Bloodhound Gang – The Bad Touch (Prime Remix)


Deadmau5‘s new 22 year-old Los Angeles based prodigy, Skrillex has abruptly risen to become one of electronic dance music’s most promising artists. Just the other day, he held 8 out of the Top 10 download spots on Beatport, turning some major heads. His primary genre is fidgety dubstep, though he’s been known to drop some progressive house gems here and there.

This is a really hard dubstep remix of Skrillex’s “Scary Monster and Nice Spirites”…not for the faint of heart.

Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites (Noisia Remix)



-MH

Life is to serious

THIS IS YOUR WARNING IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASLY PLEASE DO NOT CONTINUE ----but I suggest you keep reading
There is some great stuff here that WILL ROCK YOUR SOCKS

Life is to serious and since I'm in a bit of a cynical mood i may as well attempt to step the line.

4 PM on a Friday at Bond uni might as well be an athletics competition, everywhere you look there are people bolting across campus to narrowly hand in that, largely put off assignment on time. First of all I would just like to say a massive WOW and well done to Rattfink, If you haven't had a look at Rattfinks last post I would seriously suggest you slap your self hard. Music is meant to get you moving and bring out an emotion and thats exactly what our job is here. I haven't slept yet so ive been listing to some pretty heavy stuff to keep me powering on. The songs below will be sure to help you shake of Thursday nights hangover and get get ready for another huge night!

Everything posted here is meant to be played loud! do the songs justice!

First of all In an effort to avoid courting controversy (in a social setting at least) I try to keep my dislike for the Beatles under wraps. Its not that i dont like some of their songs but i just dont see how they have the same celebrity status as the almighty. It’s not that I don’t recognise their talent or ability to write tunes that bury themselves into the public concious like some kind of malignant, musical virus. It’s the entire timbre of that 60s jangly guitar pop scrapes my shins. The rattling drums, the twanging strings, the swinging fringes – I like precisely none of it. Maintaining a dislike of the Beatles is tantamount to heartily approving of bankers bonuses. It’s with middle finger fully extended that I present a bootleg which most you will view as a complete travesty to the musical heritage.

The Beatles – Come Together (A.Skillz Remix)


MUSIC FOR SKINNY CHICKS - I have finished all assignments and I get to root around in the dusty end of my music collection to share with you some of the golden oldies I’ve acquired over the years. I tend to stick these old tunes on in the ridiculous hours at parties and they always crack a smile.

Arthur Godfrey – Too Fat Polka


Krafty Kuts - Shake Them Hips ---this is just gets me moving EVERY TIME


WHAT DO WE GET FOR TEN DOLLARS?

it’s official, this morning the internet is devoid of new and exciting music. So feeling slightly brow beaten by the dearth of ridiculous electro that has been allowed through into our ears, don't get me wrong there is some AMAZING new stuff coming out but there is also ALOT OF CRAP. as you can tell I’ve been sniffing the undercrackers of my music collection looking for tunes that stand the test of time. Glorious musical interludes of such staggering beauty and exquisite composition they make grown men glisten at the tip and give the laydays a wide on. And what better place to finger than the 90′s Miami Bass section where 2 Live Crew are STILL having a filthy sex party. Take your post-dubstep and future garage and shove it. for ten dollars you can get ANYTHING YOU WANT.

2 Live Crew – Me So Horny


Dont Judge me.

MH

Nerding it up at Satin

Oh man. Savage thanksgiving last night. Seriously I do not know how non-Bondies live in the Shores. That place is anarchy and angry cabbies.
Well sadly after the wrap up party of moustaches the campus will be a bit less hairy, as lip after lip is shedding its fur and once again feeling the warmth of the sun. But take heart! For if you loved feeling like a washed up 70s porno star all month then you're gonna love being a nerd tonight! Huge one going down at Satin get you suspenders and pocket protectors out, chuck on your best pair of busted glasses, and drone on about Star Wars or comic books, it's time to nerd it up!
Here's a few tracks outta the Dim Mak label that I've been poaching the past couple days. That label is, as the Spanish would say, En Fuego.

The Bloody Beetroots & Steve Aoki-New Noise


Etienne de Crecy- No Brain


Etienne de Crecy- Punk


Felix Cartal- Love


Armand Van Helden & Steve Aoki- Brrrat (His Majesty Andre Remix)


And while this one isn't part of the Dim Mak crew, I'm just loving becoming re-acquainted with this legendary electronic producer. He was a DMC finalist at age 15 and then signed with Warp after gaining heat on a few epic underground mixtapes.

Hudson Mohawke- Joy Fantastic


Cheers and Beers,

- Rattfink

Gobble Gobble Wobble Wobble

First thing's first. To all you Stereosonic party goers leaving to Sydney this weekend: the amount of jealousy I feel towards all of you knows no bounds. Seriously. Have a disgustingly good time. For those of us that felt compelled to stay up here and make with the academia FEAR NOT! Bondiebeats is here to make sure that we all stay well greased in the oil wrestling pool that is awesome music.

I'm feeling a bit festive today with regards to the turkey feast coming up, even though those of you privy to my non-Rattfink'd identity will say "But you're Canadian!?" (AHA, a clue!). However, I say what a better way to wait for a turkey to cook or a potato to mash than some good ol' fashioned Dubstep (+goon, obviously). So here you go. Some of my current faves old and new to get in the mood to over eat, over drink, and somehow hit the bar afterwards.

La Roux- Goin in for the Kill (Skream's Lets Get Ravey Remix)


Loved the bare sub wobble of this track, and thought it was a perfect accompaniment to a passed out Vince for the end song in one of the episodes in this season's Entourage. Haunting.

Katy B- On a Mission (Benga Production)

It's kinda like dubstep lite, but gets me moving every time. Benga is one of the pioneers of UK dubstep and getting him on your production is always a sure fire way to get, well, Fire! Great Track

Borgore- Cry Me a River

The other end of the spectrum for sure. This Israeli wobbler is bringing out some of the most disgusting bass that I've come across in a while. Careful if you're listening in headphone or prone to bass induced seizures.

Joker & Ginz- Purple City

To finish it off I thought I'd put in a playful single from a dubstep producer doing things a bit differently. Joker always has a bit of a playful vibe in his tracks, very cool lovely synthesis and in a genre where everything just seems ARRGGG!!!, I think it's quite refreshing without being thin and weak.

Cheers and Turkeys!

- Rattfink

EDIT!!!!!

I totally forgot this track!!! Honestly this guy's EP just came out and he's been blowing minds worldwide with the filthy filthy dubstep. Skism's the name, savage beats are the name. Supposedly it was number 1 in North Korea for 37 weeks and one of the songs on the EP became the marching anthem for the People's Army. No jokes. Get the EP "Down With The Children".

Skism- Rave Review


Skism- Rise of the Idiots (Funtcase Remix)

Like It's Quiddich

Ok, for those who don't know me Im usually 100% against posting youtube clips but i will make an exception, this is awesome!
With the final chapter of harry potter about to come to a close there is no better time to share this will you all.



Far East Movement (parody) - Like it's Quiddich


Peace!

MH

Pussy In My Lap

You might recognize this song from an episode of Entourage or just because it is a sick song. The original is fresh but this remix of Fur in My Cap by Rob Roy goes off!! Wait until the 2 minute mark...

Definitely also check out the video for the original:

disguy...howzit

Desperate House Vibes

Keeping this post short but it is one that should not be missed for all you House cats. Im admittedly a it behind the 8 ball on this one but it needed to be posted. Desperate House Vibes is a 19-track mixtape with catchy title, Desperate House Vibes, was released quite a few days ago and provides us with some great remixes of some of the most popular songs from 2010 as well as one I grew attached to, a remix of 1979 dance hit We Are Family by Sister Sledge.

Time for me to shut up. Get into it! If you like what you hear grab the mix:
Desperate House Vibes (Funky House Tunes)

Sunloverz – Now That We Found Love (Main Mix)


Les Schmitz & Alex Del Amo – We Are Family (Hatiras Remix)


Boogie Pimps – All Day and All of the Night 2k10 (Jolly Remix)


- MH

Florence and the Machine- You've Got the Love(The Very Best Re-Do of the XX Remix)

The Very Best is a collaborative project between Esau Mwamwaya and the London based DJ/production duo Radioclit. The group have had critical success from their releases through GREEN OWL and have collaborated/toured with M.I.A., Vampire Weekend, and Crookers.

For all of you that “got the love” you’ll fall in love with this marvelous mix…. fused with the warmth of Florence Welch’s voice from Florence and the Machine and adds to the friction that is created by singers Romy Madley Croft and Oliver Sim’s members of The XX. 


Florence and the Machine- You've Got the Love (The Very Best Re-Do of the XX Remix) 

Disco Lemonade Mixtape

Chris Culnane AKA Disco Lemonade AKA DJ Toronto AKA Beibs has been spinning for our enjoyment around campus holding down his residency at the Penthouse/various houseparties and has recently blown minds at Komune's Endless Summer pool party and after party. He's just finished up a half hour mixtape of some house-y goodness. I was privy to the rough draft of this tasty slice and have personally been waiting with baited breath to post the finished product. Cheers for the mixtape champ!

Disco-Lemonade Gold Coast promo by Disco-Lemonade

- Rattfink

Face lift!

Hello Bond! Did you all notice something a bit different? if you didn't id suggest you get your eyes looked at. WE GOT A FACELIFT! I honestly feel like a 17 year old princess who has gotten that boob job form daddy for christmas, and ready to show them off to the world! Before getting into the good stuff. My nephew (15) called me up today and told me that he is going to break up with his girlfriend at school because "she doesn't get the rules of handball." I didn't know how to reply so my advice was, "its probably for the best, Handball comes first". Im a bad person, Honestly i don't know where I'm going with this but i thought it was worth sharing. To celeberate our new boob job/facelift here are a few songs ive had on repeat for the past few days.

When I realised that the vocal mix of Gaudino’s “I’m in Love”, featuring Rihanna, was so fucking good, it almost caused me to crash into the guard rail while driving. We also have some throwback “Airplane” remix, and a very fun tech house jam infused with latin flavour.

Alex Gaudino feat. Rihanna - I'm In Love (I Wanna Do It) (Vocal Club Mix)


BoB Feat. Hayley Williams - Airplanes (Tony Lizard Remix)


Rico Bernasconi vs Vaya Con Dios - Nah Neh Nah (Original Club Mix)


MH

Kid Cudi- Pursuit of Happiness (Steve Aoki Remix)

He may look like an Asian serial killer, but he rips it up.
Im not even sure what to write about this one. Ive listened to it 4 times straight.
This dude Steve Aoki is a genius- there I said it, now listen.

(Rattfink'd note- Aoki has been in the electro scene since the beginning; Founding Dim Mak records in 1996, working with, releasing and collaborating on bangers with pioneers such as MSTRKRFT, The Bloody Beetroots, Mustard Pimp, LMFAO, Kid Cudi, Bloc Part, the list goes on. He's been called the "Lil Wayne of American Electro House. Pretty much can't miss when you wanna make people lose their minds.)

Kid Cudi- Pursuit of Happiness (Steve Aoki Remix)

Swedish House Mafia- Until One

Say it's a Tuesday/Thursday/Friday/Saturday evening (damn we party a lot here). You are going through your iTunes library trying to find a sweet mixtape to get your night started. I'm talking really getting the night going. Well our favorite Scandinavian house Demigod trio have plucked some manna from their own personal 4/4 Valhalla and given it unto us. And it was(is) good.

"Until One", The Swedish House Mafia's first studio album release, just came out in the end of October. The album itself has such singles as "One", "Miami 2 Ibiza", and pretty much a collection of the bangers that have been driving you mental on dancefloors world wide. These guys between them have owned big room bangers and dancefloor anthems for the past year and this release is a fitting collection of their sterling work. What I'm posting now (you lucky darlings) is a continuous mix done by SHW of their album. Huge mashups and rare one off mixes are everywhere; volumes to eleven please.
Cheers you lovely things.


Swedish House Mafia- Until One (Continuous Mix)


-Rattfink

Put some dub in your step

So yes, i have flooded you all with posts, and I am NOT SORRY!, why you ask? I have just stubbled across some things i needed to pass on! how could I not when these songs are getting comments like these:

“Skrillex stole this from the future”

“It seems as though I’ve ejakulated in my pants”

And my personal favorite:

“wow I just got a boner and i’m a girl”

People love this this stuff! and there’s a good reason for that. They know how to make good music, and they are creating sounds that no other producers really are these days.

Jesus, for the first one is there anything that Skrillex touches that doesn’t turn to gold? This record here is a remix of Bruno Mars‘s somewhat overplayed pop radio record, “Just The Way You Are.” To be honest, I’d never listen to this Bruno Mars record on its own, but holy shit, this remix is king. Skrillex magically and effortlessly blends elements of trance, dubstep, and his signature “fidget house” sound to create an electronic remix devoid of any particular genre classification.

Just The Way You Are (Skrillex Remix)

BUT PLEASE DONT STOP THERE! THIS IS AMAZING! If you dont believe me skip to 3:10

Cassius-The-Sound of-Violence (The-Trickaz-Remix)

MH

If you see a vampire in a mirror, its not a vampire. So you wouldn't be looking at vampire. - Tim K

I love this kid so I'm dedicating my post to Tim k. That is all

P.sPeaceTreaty have produced their first dubstep creation in the form of a remix for Natalia Kills 'Wonderland,' coming out soon on Interscope Records. This song is INCREDIBLE i sincerely hope you all go get a copy of the album when its released.

Natalia Kills - Wonderland (PeaceTreaty Dubstep Remix)

Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs

I've been a fan of T.E.E.D. ever since I saw him live at tea in the park a few summers ago in the UK. During one of lucky instances that I saw this mad energetic live set he actually blew up his speakers. No joke. They caught fire. Recently he's been picking up heat from the likes of Annie Mac and the Radio 1 crew, and his new albums "All in Two Sixty Dancehalls" and "Household Goods" have been getting mucho playtime with singles like "Garden" and "Household Goods". I honestly can't wait until he finally decides to come down to Oz for a proper party time. Here's some Youtube vids old and new of this amazing up and comer.

SoundCloud Link









- Rattfink

Nostalgia

Good Sunday everyone! i understand that many of you want to have a chilled out day due to a large weekend of good times.
Although understandable Ive decided to attempt to bring you back somewhere. What i mean by this is, you know those songs that got you moving years ago? the ones you considered "techno" in school, the song that was playing when you were sleeping with X at schoolies? The point is we all have memories educed by songs. Personally the songs below bring me back to good times and will always be more than just a song.

Support these guys buy picking up one of their albums! you will not be disappointed.

Ian Carey Project - Get Shaky (Van She Remix)


Utah Saints - Something Good 09 (Ian Carey Remix)


Cut Copy - Lights and Music


MGMT - Kids


PNAU - Wild Strawberries


Presets - My People


Guru Josh Project - Infinity (Klaas Vocal Edit)


Mobin Master Feat. Karina Chavez - Show Me Love (Safari Mix)


- MH

Jack, Its been fun but its time for you to piss off.

BOYS AND GIRLS GATHER AROUND! have we got a treat for you! Some of you are familiar with this song because of how many times you heard it in dance class back in elementary school. Others like myself will always remember this song from the amount of times we chanted the lyrics every time an opposing team player was sent off or one of our friends fucked up big time. This remix by DJ and Producer Gary Caos is currently the #1 download on BeatPort.Com. Hit the Road Jack originally written by Percy Mayfield in 1960 as an acapella demo became famous after Ray Charles recorded his version. His copy became number one for two weeks on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1961 and even hit #377 on Rolling Stone Magazine’s list of the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time

Gray Caos - Jack Hits The Road ( Original Mix)


MH

Sunday Sessions

I'm going out tonight. Big time. and by the time the sun shows it's face tomorrow morning, I'll be looking for something like this. The Sunday session has always been a way for the clubbing enthusiast to wind down the weekend while in the comfort and style of an awesome daytime chilled scene. Bloody Marys/ Pina Coladas, some funked out housey grooves to sway on the floor to, and a stunning view. This Sunday at Titanium Bar they're hosting Dirty Sundays, and I feel like I'll be in the mood for it for sure. Msg me if you want on the guest list for cheap drinks.

Some Housey/Loungey Beats to soothe the savage hangover beast:

Four Tet- Love Cry(Joy Orbison Remix)


Massive Attack- Paradise Circus (Gui Boratto Dub)


The 2 Bears- Church


Metronomy- A Thing For Me (Breakbot Remix)


Mylo- Sunworshipper


- Rattfink

Hemingway Groove

Hopefully you all had an amazing friday night full of booze and debauchery, i know I did. The post traumatic stress from a big night, or as we like to call it "hangover" always stuffs you around the next day. These two songs from Hemingway are as funky as they come, and a bit of funk is never a bad thing. These sweet bass slaps will defiantly nurse you through the rough patch induced by awesomeness.

The Virgins Rich Girls (Hemingway Remix)


Estella's Invitation (hemingway's RSVP remix)



Mitch H

Luke Soups Calvin

Besides "I'm not alone," I've often given Calvin Harris criticism because his music was a little too mellow for my intense dance moves. Laidback Luke has changed my perception drastically by taking this chill beat and turning it into an absolute masterpiece. The guy is a genius to say the least. We've seen him make MSTRKFT's "heartbreaker" a hit, now he's soupin up Calvin's "You Used to Hold Me." Enjoy!!



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IN-YOUR-ENDO

Sexual Innuendo was funny until people stared to shove it down my throat.

Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, many people have mass-debated over the ins-and-outs of the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires that the reader take a long, hard look at the target and be a cunning linguist in order to avoid limp phrases and imbibe the phrase with a large handful of meanings. The topic can become hot by attempting to grasp it, and the more one experiments with it, the more interested they become. Also, as the language changes innuendos must change in order to fill the newly created holes and satisfy listeners.

Even list poetry can make even the most suggestive literature turn flaccid in fright.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to violate you with a rake.

Music today is beginning to be deeply soaked with sexual innuendo. It has been violating our ears and yet we cannot get enough. I cannot see how it is bad if it brings us all so much hap-penis.

I call on all my fellow bloggers to come and insert some of there own best kept innuendo songs into the opening so we all can have a taste!

Here is a start

Enjoy some cookies with a smile..

Femme En Fourrure- Plump Bisquit


Sound Brothers Project- Lollipop


Aqua- Barbie Girl

-Mitch H & Rattfink

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